My one horse is recovering from her leg in wire
and the other horse is abscessing.
I CAN’T RIDE EITHER OF MY PONIES ON MY WEEKEND OFF. SCREAMS

frostbackscat:

kaimitch:

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

LMAO THEY’RE SO CONCERENED

visiions:

best video i’ve ever seen in my life

cried for a good 10 minutes

montanamongrel:

lolbitches replied to your post: Can someone explain why there is this amazing fascination all of a sudden with show steers?

actually: fun fact. I reblogged that steer post because I just fucking KNEW you would reblog it like “THESE ARE SHOW ANIMALS YOU TWATS CALM THE FUCK DOWN” but you were so nice in the actual post. I’m glad this appeared on my dash LOL

LOL!!!! I figured the rest of the tumblr crowd doesn’t need to experience the bitchyness of me unless they follow me xD

I heartily disagree, madame.

richard-sp8-jr:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

Men of tumblr, I applaud you.

JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR

(Source: bulletbakas)

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

(Source: alegbra)

blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism)

(Source: vejiga.net)

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god